? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
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