Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
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Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
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He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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