? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I'm at a crab and wine festival with my dad. He just introduced me as his girlfriend to all of his co-workers. I am so drunk I thought he was serious.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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