you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
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