your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
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Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
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He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
You don't make any sense
TEQUILA
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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