SEEEEXXX PLEASE
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
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she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
Even my vagina gasped.
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
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Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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