But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
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