drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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