If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
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