I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
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