Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
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