Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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