Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
Randomize
