I think my vagina is haunted
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
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Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
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Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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