i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
: I need to find myself a plastic surgeon husband so i can get boobs.
but u need boobs to get one in the first place.
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
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