Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
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we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
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You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
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