maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
Threesome in a minivan. New low
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
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