What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
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There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
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don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
#reasonsyoushouldnthaveatinder
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
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