So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
Randomize
