i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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