i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
i'm watching a show about a girl who died from masterbating with a carrot. A FUCKING CARROT, EMILY! YOU NEED TO BE CAREFUL!
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
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