Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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