I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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