Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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