Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
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