are you still at the devil's house?
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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