It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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