What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
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Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
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That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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