I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
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Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
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Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
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