how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
She needs sedatives and a leash
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
Randomize
