Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
Imagine two people making love on top of a unicorn . . . my life is the opposite of that.
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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