Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Why do I fail so hard at ironing, when I'm a woman and i should be amazing at it?
because god found you far too good at oral sex and had to make all things even?
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
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she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
Pretty sure I just became the first person ever to use the word "boner" in a wedding card...
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
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There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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