Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
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If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
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She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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