"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
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At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
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I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
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