btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Did you pee in the oven last night??
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