Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
Panties = found
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