The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
I don't know when it is this year, but if I ever text you an illegible text that also happens to contain sharks, Shark Week started.
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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