How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
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something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
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Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
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