There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
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