That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
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