Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
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I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
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I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I would fuck him just for his dog
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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