I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
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