seriously i just wanna be friends
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just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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