I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
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