i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
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I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
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It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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