i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
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he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
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all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
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