ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
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I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
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Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
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