he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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