big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
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i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
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Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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