do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
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but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
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literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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