school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
Randomize
