He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
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you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
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Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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