Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
Randomize
