Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
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according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
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I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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